Mom In Mudville. All Day. Every Day.
mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

foodffs:

Lasagne alle Bolognese

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Saving this for next time… mmmm… Pasticcio!!!! 

To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous.
― Elizabeth Gilbert (via psych-quotes)
bostonianresolution:

I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.

bostonianresolution:

I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.

shards-of-divinity:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

The link has this on infinite loop. I’ve been watching it for like 5 minutes

BUT WAIT. WHERE IS THE REST OF IT? 

Life … is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
― William Shakespeare (via psych-quotes)

longtimegone:

I’m not tired of these gifs yet.

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

madlori:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

As a zoo docent, I can confirm that flamingoes are actually always this ridiculous.

Holding on to anything is like holding on to your breath; you will suffocate. The only way to get anything in the universe is by letting go of it. Let go and it will be yours forever.
Deepak Chopr (via psych-facts)